It's No Wonder Why All Those
Conservatives Turned Gay!
WASHED-UP, FL (IWR Satire)
- Southwest Airlines today made conservative pundit Ann Coulter put a
paper bag over her head to cover her offensive hooker style painted
face and pulsating Adam's apple. "We had to do something. All the
senior citizens and school children thought her Adam's apple was going
to explode any minute as Coulter spewed her hate speech in her cell
phone on the plane," said Southwest spokesperson Freak-Out Freddie.
(IWR Satire) -- Hi! My name is Ann Coulter, and
I want to show you how you too can make millions of dollars by being
mindless neo-conservative pundit or cable TV newscaster.
All you have to do is take my patented two week training program in Beauty
and Elocution for your ticket to success. I guarantee it! Want to
learn more? <Full
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