IWR Satire - Where in
the World is Saddam San Diego?
Saddam Hussein Spotted with a Cafe Latte
Outside of the Baghdad Starbucks
Satire) - Saddam had his picture taken in front of the
Starbucks at Baghdad Super Mall inside of the Green Zone. "I just love Starbucks! I just
can't start my day without one of their tasty low fat muffins. Also, I
love their special music CDs. I just can't get enough of the "Various
Artists Vol. 75," said Saddam to surprised local reporters.
Saddam Hussein Attends Harley-Davidson's
100th Birthday Party
MILWAUKEE, WI (IWR Satire) - Saddam
Hussein clowns around with a biker dirt doll at Harley-Davidson's
100th Birthday party in Milwaukee.
"All these fat old biker dudes look the same to me," said Ms.
Dirty Diane to reporters.
Unfortunately, the majority of FBI agents where tied up covering
John Ashcroft's whirlwind Patriot Act Tour. Since nobody shows
up at Mr. Ashcroft's road trip stops, FBI agents are required to play
the role of the adoring public.