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As The Blog Turns
07/26/2008
California Bans Farting In Public
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SACRAMENTO, CA (IWR Satire) - California
became the first state in the country to ban farting in public today
after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed into law the measure to
criminalize public flatulence. In order to help enforce this
law, California authorities will install stinkometers at key locations
throughout the state. These stinkometers will be able to detect the
foul emissions of offenders regardless if the fart generated was
silent or not. In addition, the stinkometers will be able to extract
and identify the lawbreakers DNA from the gaseous particles. In
addition to being fined $1000, convicted farters will also have to
wear a modified catalytic converter, which will be chained to their
buttocks, for 90 days to prevent future infractions. |
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Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting
What a moron!
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07/24/2008
The Picture Of Dorian McGray
Reading Room:
Dorian Gray Syndrome
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07/23/2008
Is ‘The One’ Cocky or Commander in Chiefy?
Maureen Dowd reports on Obama's successful Middle East trip and contrasts
"The One" with "The Angry One".
"The Angry One can try to paint The One as having bad judgment. But who is
being advised by Kissinger, the man who helped keep us in Vietnam and get us
into Iraq?"
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07/22/2008
McCain gaffes pile up; critics pile on
I imagine during the debates college students will take a drink every time
Mr. Magoo makes a gaffe, e.g.
McCain's YouTube
Problem Just Became a Nightmare.
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07/21/2008
Rin
Nadeshico
Rin
Nadeshico - Rinne Gallery
I really like this guy's artwork. He has a great sense of color and
his blending of classic
Ukiyo-e images of Hokusai's waves and Mount Fijis with modern
schoolgirls is very fascinating.
Maiden Octopus Wave (2006)
Schoolgirls Ride a Dinosaur (2007)
Schoolgirls on a Squid and Octopus (2006)
March (2007)
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John Roddam Spencer Stanhope
John
Stanhope is another one of those fascinating English Pre-Raphaelite
painters. He was influenced by
Edward
Burne-Jones and was the uncle of one of my favorite Pre-Raphaelite
painters
Evelyn
De Morgan. I just wish there were more of his paintings
available for viewing on the Internet.
Venus Rising from the Sea
Nymph
Links
ARC -
John Roddam Spencer Stanhope (1829-1908)
ArtMagick - John Roddam Spencer-Stanhope
The Athenaeum - John Roddam Spencer Stanhope
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Video Links For 07/21/2008
Howlin' Wolf - Smokestack Lightning (1964) [Lyrics]
My Blues singer of all times is Chester Burnett a.k.a. Howlin' Wolf.
Willie Dixon is also featured on base on this live performance.
Willie Dixon and Howlin' Wolf
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Buddy Guy - Sweet Home Chicago (Live) [Lyrics]
Chicago's national anthem performed by the great guitar player Buddy Guy
live in Houston.
Buddy Guy
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Average White Band - Cut The Cake (live) [Lyrics]
Play that funky music white boys.
Average White Band
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The Horrorpops - Miss Take [Lyrics]
The Horrorpops
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The Donnas - Take it off [Lyrics]
The Donnas
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Rufus Wainwright - Across The Universe [Lyrics]
I'm not really sure who Rufus Wainwright is, but this is a good cover of the
Beatles song. The little girl in the red dress really steals the video
show.
The Little Girl in the Red Dress
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Yundi Li - Chopin "Fantasie" Impromptu, Op. 66 [Bio]
This dude can really play.
Yundi Li
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Round Two of Colbert’s Make John McCain More Exciting ‘Green Screen
Challenge’
I actually featured one of these videos from round 2 before on 7/4
Project Make
McCain Exciting: Gray Ambition. Also here is
Round One.
Mr. Excitement
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McCain Would Make Chupacabra National Mascot
7/19
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John McCain Is Mr. Magoo
7/13
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McCain Sends In
The Clowns 7/12
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Condi's Peep Show 7/4
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McCain Vows To End Fashion Slavery
6/28
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McCain Discovers The Internets
6/26
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Rembrandt's
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Laura Bush To Play Nadine In Twin Peaks Remake
6/14
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Rupert Stands Corrected
6/9
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McCain Challenges Obama To Checkers Deathmatch
6/8
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McCain’s Health: Good News - He Is Cancer Free. Bad News - He's Been
Dead For 3 Years!
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Conservatives See
The Boogeyman On Rachael Ray's Buttock's 5/26
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Clinton Wants Canadian Votes Included Too
5/22
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Mac-Lax 5/20
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Republicans Put On Endangered Species List 5/16
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Scientists
Say Paul Abdul Trapped In Parallel Universe 5/10
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The Grapes Of W 5/9
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The Uppity Negro Rule
5/4
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Barbara Walters Reveals Past Affair With Pee-Wee Herman
5/3
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