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IWR Expose: Dick Cheney's Terrible Secret

PENDLETON, OR (IWR News Parody) - Based on reliable sources in the White House, IWR has learned about the secret life of Vice President Dick Cheney as a Rodeo clown.  Mr. Cheney (above), dressed in his colorful shirt, suspenders and protective gear, takes a breather between bucking bulls and fighting the war on terrorism during the Pendleton Round-Up in Pendleton, Ore.

"All this talk about Dick Cheney being in some secret bomb-proof chamber was really just an elaborate cover-up for Dick's Rodeo clown compulsion.  We all knew something was up when he would show up at Monday's cabinet meetings smelling like a barnyard," said Colin Powell, who asked that he not to be identified as the source for this story.

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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2003.



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