Bush Introduces Faith Based
In State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody)
President Bush last night in his State of the Union address introduced
a new faith based initiative promoting ventriloquism to help the
working poor and unemployed of America.
"I have included in my 2004
budget one billion dollars for this new faith based ventriloquism
initiative to help those in need in the great country of ours.
Ventriloquists funded by this program will entertain the poor,
while they shop at Wal-Mart, as they collect Coke cans from trash bins
to supplement their meager incomes or while they stand in line for
In addition, these ventriloquists of infinite compassion will offer
the age old crutch of religion as a alternative to meaningful wages,
unemployment and health care benefits, just as our aristocratic
ancestors did during the Dark Ages," said the President to standing
ovation by Republicans.