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Bush Reclassifies McDonald's
as a 'Fast-Food Factory'

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) President Bush Monday issued a proclamation reclassifying junk food restaurants as Fast-Food Factories.

"This ought to silence my critics, who say that I'm not creating any new manufacturing jobs.  Hell, I just created a few million of those suckers with the stroke of my pen!  Shazam!  Eat you heart out John Kerry," said a giddy George Bush.

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