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SCOTUS To Allow The Koch Brothers To Patent The Sun

WASHINGTON - In a 5 to 4 decision today, the Supreme Court overturned a lower court decision that would have prevented the Koch Industries from patenting both the sun and wind.  Speaking for the majority, Antonin Scalia said: "In this country, where corporations are people, the ones with the most money are entitled to the most liberty.   It's written in the Bible somewhere that the rich shall inherit the earth, and since the Constitution is based primarily on the Bible that makes it a done deal!  Therefore, Koch Brothers are free to do whatever the heck they want.  Have a nice day."

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