Washington Insiderland, MD (IWR Satire) - John McCain today said that
his opponent Barack Obama is "too smart to be president".
"We don't need another wise guy like Bill Clinton to balance the
budget and make the economy grow.
What America really needs is four more years with a backslapping
clown like me winking and schmoozing with all my Washington insider
pals like David Broder, Cokey Roberts and Wolf Blitzer.
My reporter buddies don't give a rats ass about my connections to
the oil industry, my nine mansions or my $800 pair of Bruno Magli
shoes with the solid gold taps.
All they care about is being invited to those exclusive
cocktail parties with all the powerbrokers.
If the Washington insider press was really on the ball they might
figure out who the real elitists are," said McCain to a standing
ovation by the Washington Press Corps.