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McCain Vows To End Fashion Slavery
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GERATOL, AZ (IWR Satire) - In a major campaign speech before retirees
in Arizona today, Senator McCained McCain vowed to
put an end to "Fashion Slavery". A teary eyed McCain lamented
that he can no longer wear spats, dickeys or even deck pants to public
events. "Why can't I wear my leisure suits or corduroy pants
with the pockets in the knees anymore? Why? Fashion slavery that's why!
It's an outrage! Elect me president, and I'll put an end to this
goddamned fashion slavery business day one," said yawning McCain who
then took his afternoon nap. |
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