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Laura Bush To Play Nadine In Twin Peaks Remake

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - First Lady spokesperson Sally McDonough confirmed at a press conference today that Mrs. Bush has signed a contract to play Nadine Hurley in the Twin Peaks remake to be filmed in Washington state next year.  In addition, Dick Cheney will be playing the role of Bob, and George Bush will play the Man From Another Place.

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