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Conservatives See The Boogeyman On Rachael Ray's Buttock's

Fantasyland  (IWR News Satire) - In a joint press conference this morning, John Hagge and Michelle Malkin said they could both see the distinct image of The Boogieman on Rachael Ray's derriere.  "After staring at a photograph of this evil young woman's buttocks for several hours and emptying a bottle of Wild Turkey, I saw The Boogieman.  First, I thought I saw the pope, and then I thought I saw Satan, but then I realized, it was goddamned Boogieman himself," said a visibly shaken and hung-over Hagge.

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