|WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - The IWR
Phezident Series will cover the progress of Phezident Bush as he tries
to build a more positive image of his legacy as phezident.
of you unfamiliar with Mr. Bush's concept of the phezident, here's a
little background information.
In January when Mr. Bush was informed by his advisors that the
economy was headed into a certain recession, the president knew
then and there if he didn't take corrective action quickly, he would certainly go
down in history as the worst president ever.
So George decided to fast and meditate on a solution for his
dilemma. So for two whole days, he refrained from eating any
Twinkies, jelly donuts or MoonPies.
Then the answer came in a hypoglycemic vision in which an organ
grinder's monkey named Sid pointed to his tiny red hat and said: "The
fez is the answer that you have been waiting for my son. If you
are remembered as the fezident, instead of the president, you can't go
down in history as the worst president then can you?".
Of course, George being a bad speller that he is, spelled fez with
a 'ph' instead of an 'f' and voila the phezident was born.
From that day forward, the Phezident decided that he, his family and
staff would wear red fez hats for the duration of his phezidency in an
attempt to obfuscate Mr. Bush's place in American history.
That is what the IWR Phezident Series will be all about.