"George and I were totally mesmerized by that amazing "Syncho-Vox" technology, which superimposed real human mouths over nearly static animation.

I thought to myself, 'If these cheesy cartoons can be successfully marketed to America, I could even get my dimwitted pal George elected president!'  And by golly, Charlie, that's what happened.

If there never was a Clutch Cargo, we wouldn't be in this damn Iraq War quagmire!  I would probably have been a used car salesman and George would today be flipping hamburgers somewhere in El Paso," said Rove, who hid his crossed fingers under his chair.