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Cheney Denies Lobotomy Rumors

CONELRAD, OK (IWR News Satire) - Vice President Dick Cheney denied today that he recently had a lobotomy to curb his increasingly violent antisocial behavior.  "Look, just because I shot some rich lawyer clown in the face repeatedly with buckshot doesn't necessarily mean I'm a dangerous sociopath.  If you must know, I got these stitches after I accidentally cut my head on the guillotine I have in my torture chamber in the basement of the Vice Presidential Mansion.  And while I'm at it, I would just like to say to whoever on my staff took that jar with a frontal lobe in it in formaldehyde off my desk: that's not very funny." barked Mr. Cheney.

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