WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - President
Bush mistakenly announced again today that Osama bin Laden's #2 man
al-Zawahiri was killed in an air strike in Damadola, Pakistan.
Mr. Bush said later: "Sorry, I seem to keep counting my chickens or
WMD before they hatch. Heh! Heh!
That al-Zawahiri feller must have nine lives like Felix The Cat or
We keep killing him, but the damn potbellied towel head won't stay
In fact, the only people who seem to stay dead are the innocent
civilians we kill by mistake. I wonder if that's why more people hate
us now then when we started this war of terror thing. Heh! Heh!
You'd think all the billons of dollars we have spent on defense and
intelligence in the last several years would help us gets things
But the American people understand that Republicans from Texas have
a much bigger, more painful and longer learning curve than people with
But as Poppy used to tell me whenever I got beat up by those
bullies in high school that: 'He who laughs first.' Ah, 'He who laughs
best.' Ah, 'Fool me once.', You know what I mean".