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Condoleezza (Condi) Rice – Parody News Cartoon

The U.S. Bondage Queen

BERLIN (IWR News Satire) – Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice browbeat allied governments yesterday for getting cold feet about detaining and torturing terrorist suspects, claiming that information from the suspects had saved lives and thwarted attacks in Europe.

In addition, Rice pointed out the benefits of torturing suspects. "I find the sound of a cracking whip on the bare buttocks of a detainee in shackles absolutely invigorating. You just have to learn the proper techniques, which is why the State Department and Mel Gibson have produced this wonderful DVD tutorial," said Ms. Rice, as she handed out copies of the training film to the press.

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