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Michelle Malkin Sues USA Today Over Doctored Photo

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Conservative Columnist Michelle Malkin this morning filed a defamation of character lawsuit against USA Today for running doctored photograph of Malkin in the their paper. "First they demonize Condi and then they do this me!  Plus they keep rigging their polls to artificially lower Bush's approval ratings.  This just proves once and for all that the liberal media is out to get us paranoid schizophrenics on the far right," said Malkin to Bill O'Reilly during a Fox News interview.

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