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GULFPORT, MS (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush today had what aids called an "anxiety attack" after he
had an unplanned encounter with a black janitor at a press conference
in Gulfport, MS. Haley Barber then fired a few shots from his
German Lugar into the ceiling which cleared the room.
Scott McClellan later explained that ever since
Mr. Bush
started binge drinking again the Commander-in-Chief has become
even more paranoid than normal about former Abu Ghraib or Texas
prisoners trying to get even with him for being tortured while they
were incarcerated.
"Seriously, Mr. Bush really does like black people, as long as he
knows they have been properly frisked and tagged before hand," said
McClellan. |
