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Ratzinger Wins Miss Vatican Beauty Pageant

VATICAN (IWR News Parody) - Joseph Ratzinger last night won the Miss Vatican Beauty Pageant and was crowned Pope Benedict XVI by Regis Philbin.  The new pope's flashing light vestment ensemble was the clear winner of the Ecclesiastical Fashion Show. In addition, many observers think the judges were also swayed by Ratzinger's outstanding performance of "Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop" from the Producers during the talent competition.

Full Apologies To Fellini.

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