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Lil' Kim To Replace Wolfowitz

WASHINGTON (IWR Parody News) -  President Bush today said he was going to nominate Lil' Kim to replace outgoing Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz.  Mr. Bush said he needed "a sister who is loyal and knows how to protect the homeys" at the DoD and White House.

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