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Bush Spotted Leaving Adult Bookstore
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CRAWFORD, TX (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush was photographed by a security camera leaving a popular
adult bookstore in what Crawford locals call "Porno Row". Press
secretary Scott McClellan later said that the President was doing
"research on Social Security" and wanted to see what the impact of
private retirement accounts would be on young women like Paris Hilton. |
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