WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - IWR
investigative reporter Chet Rivera obtained these exclusive marketing
images from sources inside the Bush Campaign.
In addition, IWR also
received the accompanying presentation by Karl Rove:
"It's simple really.
We just need to market "Dumb Shit" [President Bush] the same way
Madison Avenue sells pork and beans.
Remember, the American public has the collective attention span of
So it is incumbent upon us to keep our message and imagery as
simple and vivid as possible, e.g., 9/11, Character Assassination,
Saddam Hussein, Gay Marriage, etc.
In fact, we need to pre-digest, you might say, the information for
the American public and transform reality itself into a sort of a
Texas cartoon - you know like Foghorn Leghorn for example.
It's a fact of life that people relate better to cartoon characters
than they do real people, and that's where we have edge in this
election," said Karl Rove.