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LIMA BEAN, OH (IWR News Parody) - In
campaign stop today in Ohio, President Bush abruptly stopped speaking
in the middle of his stump speech and disappeared behind the curtain
of the Lima Bean high school auditorium.
According to reporters backstage at the event, the president headed
straight for Karl Rove, who was swearing obscenities into a
microphone.
Mr. Rove then retrieved what appeared to be a battery from his
duffle bag and whisked the president off to a private dressing room.
When Mr. Bush returned to the podium, he made a lame joke about
getting a new shirt tailor to get rid of
those dang bulges on his
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