FORT MEYERS, FL (IWR Parody News) - The
Bush administration today rolled out, yet another campaign theme, and this time
for a change, they decided to actually tell the truth.
President's stump speech in Fort Meyers, Karen Hughes, who was
dressed as the
Bride of Frankenstein, explained the new 'Trick Or Treat' strategy
"Since everyday in
administration is already like Halloween, with all the phony fear mongering, scare tactics
and whatnot, we decided to just level with the American people for
once and promise something that we can really deliver on - four more years of Halloween!
Looky here, the choice is clear!
With that liberal flip-flopping John Kerry, you only get Halloween once a year, but
with the Bush Cartel, you get to have Halloween every damn day!
It's a quite an impressive record, when you think about some of the
classic masquerade themes
we used in the past four years: portraying
Hussein as the Boogie Man and
the Democrats as Nazis,
our recent Wolves ad, and all those spooky Homeland security holiday
advisories, just to name a couple."
Tom Ridge then issued a Red Alert warning that al Qaeda planned on
disrupting the election by casting votes in key swing states for