WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) -
Tonight on Larry King Live show, Bob Woodward revealed, that
contrary to popular belief, President Bush actually worships the ghost
of Richard Nixon and is involved in some weird personality cult with
"I couldn't believe my eyes. I was on my way to the restroom
when I saw Mr. Bush on his knees in the Oval Office praying to a
portrait of former President Nixon. He seemed to be asking for
some guidance on his campaign strategy," said Woodward.
Larry King then asked Woodward: "What the hell does this have to do
with Lacy Peterson anyway, Bob?"