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The Halliburton Spitball

ALTOONA, PA (IWR Parody News) - Vice President Dick Cheney demonstrated to local Little League players today the proper way to throw the 'Halliburton spitball'.  Cheney said the secret is use Vaseline instead of real spit and then to aim right for the forehead.

"Forget all that good sportsmanship claptrap and go right for the throat! When I was your age, I used every dirty trick in the book just like my hero Ty Cobb did," said Cheney right before he hit the umpire in the stomach with the ceremonial first pitch.

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