Reagan Astrologer,
Joan Quigley,
Predicted The Gipper's Death!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA (IWR News Parody)
- Joan Quigley,
the
official White House astrologer of the Reagan presidency, on
Friday predicted the the demise of
Ronald Reagan on Saturday.
Unfortunately, Ms. Quigley's press agent said that Joan's web server
was down due to a denial of service attack by hackers, and she was unable to post
her prediction on time.
