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IWR Photo Cartoon - Bush-Cheney 2004 Campaign


The Bush-Cheney Campaign:
'Let The Mudslinging Begin!'

WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody) - President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney today issued a challenge to the Kerry Campaign to: "Let the mudslinging begin!". 

To demonstrate their commitment to "getting down and dirty in 2004", the Bush-Cheney 2004 Campaign held a mud raking and wrestling match in the back yard of the White House.  In attendance were: George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Marc Racicot and Ann Coulter who all mud wrestled blow-up dolls that were labeled with a magic marker to identify the Democrat, whose name was symbolically being dragged through the mud.

"This is going to be dirtiest and slimiest campaign in US history," said Karl Rove as he socked a doll labeled "Hillary".  "First we release our Nazi tape, then we release the Pedophile clip and finally we top things off with the Red Scare video release in late October," said Rove with a dung-eating grin.

"These f*cking goddamn liberals are the angriest sons-of-bitches since Adolph Hitler and the Nazis," said Cheney as he foamed from the mouth.

At the end of the mud slinging, John Ashcroft hosed down the participants and then sang the ten commandments from the Bible.

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