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Walking Small: Bush Forgets to Wear His Shoe Lifts
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YOUNGSTOWN, OH (IWR News Parody)
- On the campaign trail in Youngstown today, President Bush appeared
much small than usual and was consequently the butt of several short
jokes. Later at his White House briefing, Scott McClellan
confirmed that Mr. Bush had indeed forgotten to wear his shoe lifts.
"Unlike John Kerry, the president is very concerned about his
appearance. I mean, Kerry doesn't even die his hair or use Botox
for Christ sakes," said McClellan. |
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