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Bush Breaks Nose During Cocaine Relapse
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LIMA, OH (IWR News Parody)
- President Bush this afternoon broke his nose by running head first
into his limo door. According to White House sources, Mr. Bush
was suffering from a 'psychological relapse' brought on when
Mr. Bush came in
contact with powdered sugar at the Nickles Bakery while on the
campaign trail in Lima. |
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